Won't be long until I've seen every holiday there is to have in this place.

Perhaps the most surprising factor is that I haven't had hundreds of new borns left at my doorstep after the 9 month mark. But there's still time for that yet.

I do hope everyone has been having a wonderful December so far. One that will continue to be full of good cheer ( Read more... )

For all those heroes to the rescue:

Location is at [warehouse address].

Hurry the hell up.

Quite a few weeks we've been having. I hope everyone is having fun with their inevitable involvement in it all.

Sometimes one has to wonder what side the Porter's playing for.

Fickle little bitch.

[The video feed switches on to a half dressed Bond, jeans and topless as he slumps into a sleek, modern looking couch while the comm rests on what's likely to be the coffee table in front of him. There's a lingering silence for a moment, only broken by a constant sound of scratching in the background, interrupted by the occasional muffled meow from ( Read more... )

[There's the sound of giggling in the background from what sounds like several different females, all close-by and conversing giddily between laughter.]It's amazing how many women are willing to pay vast amounts of money to sleep with the fame of a name and it's encompassing reputation. Perhaps I'm in the wrong business ( Read more... )

Storms coming. Hope you brought a coat.

Oh and police folks, got something that might interest you.

How very ominous.

Come on then, network, tell me your secrets. Entertain a bored 'spy'.

[The video feed flicks on to a bright blue, cloudless sky as the backdrop for Bond. There's a steady bob up and down of the camera and the few knotted ropes of rigging behind him soon come into view as he sits on the edge of a sailing yacht, legs dangling down and-- is that an actual smile on his face? He moves the camera round to the view he's got ( Read more... )

[Someone is sounding rather sullen today.]

Humans are inherently stupid.

Discuss.

Alternatively:

Argue with me on a subject of your choice.

Don't let me down, heroes.

[Encrypted to Desire]

Desire. A word in your ear if I may.

[The feed switches to a blurred mass of objects, possibly even upside down at first as indecipherable voices can be heard. Another few seconds of this and the comm seems to right itself, a finger covering the video lense for moment until the camera shows off what looks like the inside of a bar, panning around shakily like a bad amateur video to ( Read more... )

When presented with a character well known to many, is it really fair to judge them entirely upon what you've seen or heard of them in the past? Is there not the very real probability of misrepresentation upon the creators behalf ( Read more... )